Yup Christmas is upon us. I spent the day getting the house ready for my nieces and nephews. Mostly keeping to myself as I tend to do. Keeping to myself too much as my grandmother very rudely decided to bring up at dinner. Apparently my not talking all day reminded her of her cray cray ex-husband. I swear otherwise normal people lose their got damned minds this time of year. Maybe it's the lights, or the superfluous use of cinnamon or overall jollyness (is that a word?); either way I cannot. I absolutely cannot. There is not enough wine anywhere.